Step back in time and across the Atlantic. Destination: Riot Jazz Social Club,
Manc-hattan!
* * *
At the Riot Jazz Social Club, anything is possible: a place of dreams and wonder, where the air is heavy with the thick smog of pumping jazz - a place where you can get your kicks, before the morning comes and you have to retrace your steps, back along, the road paved with bad intentions...
…the road to Riot Jazz.
* * *
On Stage…
The Riot Jazz Brass Band
The Riot Jazz Quartet
The B-bop Kid (Your Mama's Cookin')
Rich Reason / Tommy Riot / Jonny Jazz
Hosted by Chunky (in a suit)!
And some very special guests...
* * *
DRESS CODE APPLIES!
All things 1950’s. Smarts & Cocktails.
Prizes for the best dressed!
TICKETS:
Matt & Phred's Jazz Club is a special and intimate venue,
wherefore we will initially only release a limited 100 tickets!
Early Jazz-head Tickets £6
Available at: http://www.skiddle.com/events/11460928/
F-book event: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=207277795968784
Riot Jazz, making people stand up since 1958.
Saturday 21 May 2011
Tuesday 8 March 2011
Thursday 3 March 2011
WIN 2 TICKETS TO SOUNDWAVE FESTIVAL CROATIA!
(Roots Manuva, Zero 7, Bonobo, Little Dragon, Hexstatic & more!)
Just post our launch event on your profile & state your favourite pancake topping!
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=111184542292347
Winner will be randomly selected & announced on the event page!
It's only like tiger cub on chimpanzee!
xxx
Wednesday 2 March 2011
Monday 28 February 2011
Thursday 24 February 2011
Riot Jazz Birthday/Soundwave Launch Party: TICKETS OUT NOW! + Free Stuff & Laughing Cows
Rob da Bank / DJ Riot (Buraka Som Sistema) / dÉbruit (live) / Riot Jazz Brass Band
Ladies and genitals!
As unrest unfolds across the middle-east we’re busy scraping our hooves and sewing up our rectums… the bull run Birthday/Soundwave Festival Launch Party is nigh!
Limited number of no-booking fee £7 tickets now in GAFF’s!
…and they’re likely to run out of there faster than a sun-burnt picador.
Ne misse pas!:
# Joke Competition – Who’s gonna win? Could it be ewe? (No, it couldn’t, strict cow/bull-theme rules apply)
# SOUNDWAVE FESTIVAL VIDEO – more of a must-watch than The King’s Speech and not nearly as long… http://www.vimeo.com/18954898
FREE STUFF!
# DÉBRUIT PODCAST – it’s free & it sounds nice! (fantastico!)
http://reqeffect.wordpress.com/2010/02/11/debruit-mix/
# DÉBRUIT’s Heart Beats for Haiti – donate a bit & be nice!
http://music.debruit.com/album/heart-beats-4-haiti
# SOUNDWAVE FESTIVAL SPOTIFY PLAYLIST – Soundwave hors d'œuvres!
http://open.spotify.com/user/noahball/playlist/3nrLf4CmpbMN7M0WaxmLfE
RIOT JAZZ BIRTHDAY/SOUNDWAVE LAUNCH TICKETS AVAILABLE FROM:
* GAFF’s (Fallowfield)
* http://www.skiddle.com/events/11439588/
* http://www.tkttxt.net/
EVENT PAGE: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=111184542292347
Fridens Lilja.
xxx
Wednesday 23 February 2011
Tuesday 22 February 2011
Saturday 19 February 2011
RIOT JAZZ 3rd BIRTHDAY / SOUNDWAVE LAUNCH PARTY - 10/03!
RIOT JAZZ IS BACK - WITH A BULL RUN!
To celebrate 3 YEARS OF RIOT JAZZ & another great SOUNDWAVE FESTIVAL in Croatia, Riot Jazz will be joining this year’s PAMPLONA BULL RUN SAN FERMIN FIESTA!!!
We’re doing 800m early-morning sprints, we’re sleeping in oxygen tents and we’ve replaced the water in our Jacuzzis with protein-shake….
...
Prepare for lift off! The road to Pamplona start’s at MoHo Live on March 10th…
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////
RIOT JAZZ 3rd BIRTHDAY & SOUNDWAVE FESTIVAL LAUNCH-PARTY!
/// ROB DA BANK /// (Radio One, Sunday Best)
http://rdbpodcast.co.uk/
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006wknd
The lovely man with the music and the hair and a penchant for good mustard will be giving us a birthday sprinkle of his "strange and beautiful leftfield music". Sunday Best? Thursday Better!
/// DJ RIOT (BURAKA SOM SISTEMA) ///
http://www.myspace.com/burakasomsistema
Last year’s birthday taste of Buraka lingers in our hips like the sweet piece of birthday cake we’ve kept in the freezer… We wanted more and we got: an exclusive gig from THE MAN BEHIND BURAKA’S BEATS!!! Straight outta Lisboa.
/// dÉBRUIT (+LIVE BAND) ///
http://www.myspace.com/dbruit
Flying in from Paris with an international band of beat jugglers and move shakers dÉbruit’s redifines the term “bouncy bouncy goodness!” This man is swelling on the music map like a sponge in hot milk.
/// RIOT JAZZ BRASS BAND (LIVE 11-piece pouncing picadors) ///
http://www.riotjazz.com/
It takes 3 years for veal to become bull… In 3 years these masterful music makers have become the Black Panthers of the ginger-rights movement. Move over Mick Hucknall.
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SOUNDWAVE FESTIVAL CROATIA, 22-24TH JULY 2011
"perhaps the summers most beautiful site" - Time Out
"all the quirks of a Bestival but in a far more beautiful and sunny setting" - The Guardian
THE LINE-UP SO FAR INCLUDES:
ROOTS MANUVA, LITTLE DRAGON, ZERO 7 (DJ SET), BELLERUCHE, JAMIE XX (THE XX), DJ FORMAT, Mr THING, FLOATING POINTS and many more!
A GAGGLE OF EARLY BIRD TICKETS FOR JUST £70 AVAILABLE HERE:
www.ticketweb.co.uk / www.leedstickets.com / www.wegottickets.com / www.seetickets.com / www.lastminute.com
FOR MORE INFO:
www.soundwavecroatia.com
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////
xxx
RIOT JAZZ – GIVES YOU THE HORN!
To celebrate 3 YEARS OF RIOT JAZZ & another great SOUNDWAVE FESTIVAL in Croatia, Riot Jazz will be joining this year’s PAMPLONA BULL RUN SAN FERMIN FIESTA!!!
We’re doing 800m early-morning sprints, we’re sleeping in oxygen tents and we’ve replaced the water in our Jacuzzis with protein-shake….
...
Prepare for lift off! The road to Pamplona start’s at MoHo Live on March 10th…
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////
RIOT JAZZ 3rd BIRTHDAY & SOUNDWAVE FESTIVAL LAUNCH-PARTY!
/// ROB DA BANK /// (Radio One, Sunday Best)
http://rdbpodcast.co.uk/
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006wknd
The lovely man with the music and the hair and a penchant for good mustard will be giving us a birthday sprinkle of his "strange and beautiful leftfield music". Sunday Best? Thursday Better!
/// DJ RIOT (BURAKA SOM SISTEMA) ///
http://www.myspace.com/burakasomsistema
Last year’s birthday taste of Buraka lingers in our hips like the sweet piece of birthday cake we’ve kept in the freezer… We wanted more and we got: an exclusive gig from THE MAN BEHIND BURAKA’S BEATS!!! Straight outta Lisboa.
/// dÉBRUIT (+LIVE BAND) ///
http://www.myspace.com/dbruit
Flying in from Paris with an international band of beat jugglers and move shakers dÉbruit’s redifines the term “bouncy bouncy goodness!” This man is swelling on the music map like a sponge in hot milk.
/// RIOT JAZZ BRASS BAND (LIVE 11-piece pouncing picadors) ///
http://www.riotjazz.com/
It takes 3 years for veal to become bull… In 3 years these masterful music makers have become the Black Panthers of the ginger-rights movement. Move over Mick Hucknall.
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////
SOUNDWAVE FESTIVAL CROATIA, 22-24TH JULY 2011
"perhaps the summers most beautiful site" - Time Out
"all the quirks of a Bestival but in a far more beautiful and sunny setting" - The Guardian
THE LINE-UP SO FAR INCLUDES:
ROOTS MANUVA, LITTLE DRAGON, ZERO 7 (DJ SET), BELLERUCHE, JAMIE XX (THE XX), DJ FORMAT, Mr THING, FLOATING POINTS and many more!
A GAGGLE OF EARLY BIRD TICKETS FOR JUST £70 AVAILABLE HERE:
www.ticketweb.co.uk / www.leedstickets.com / www.wegottickets.com / www.seetickets.com / www.lastminute.com
FOR MORE INFO:
www.soundwavecroatia.com
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////
xxx
RIOT JAZZ – GIVES YOU THE HORN!
Tuesday 25 January 2011
Tiny beams of sunlight dance through a galaxy of holes. Holes left by the shot-gun pellets that tore through the tarpaulin the night before. As the same greasy cloth jives in the cool Hudson Bay morning breeze, starry lights flicker across Detective McBride’s unshaven face...
It was Sunday. Easter Sunday. In the Year of Our Lord, 1933. But there was nothing holy about this place. Ave Ma-fricking-ria.
McBride rubbed his stinging eyes and looked over his blood-stained lapels to the pool of gasoline and rancid brandy that had been his bed for the night. Groaning, he sat up, striking a match off a sleeping elephant’s backside. He lit his cigar, inhaling deply: “What the Scarface happened?”
It all started two nights before... or 38 years later... depends how you look at things. All McBride knew was that at 0800 hours, Friday, a Ruski submarine ran aground under Brooklyn Bridge. Word on the street was the rusty Russian leviathan came from the future... maybe from another planet... planet CCCP. Who the finkelstein knew? Who the fonsworth cared? All McBride knew was that some Communist numb-nuts had run their bastard underwater machine into Don Tillettiʼs main bootleg depot on the bay, A.K.A The Riot Jazz Cafe, A.K.A. Satanʼs Cesspit... The only watering hole left in this prohibition wasteland...
At the Riot Jazz Cafe, anything was possible: a place of dreams and liquid wonderment. Where the air was thick with the smog of pumping jazz, liquor spurted like sulphuric water from demented geysers and sweat beads clung to the walls like bats on Guano Island. Where an undulating mass of human and animal flesh danced through the night, getting their kicks, before the morning came and they back-tracked their steps on the road paved with bad intentions... The road to Riot Jazz.
Every night at this joint was like the Eve of the Apocalypse - McBride would never admit to setting foot in the notorious watering-hell-hole. But last night was different. Was it all a twisted dream? A manic menagerie on the dance
floor... Russian sailors... deserters from some cold war in the future... painted-faced comrades... time- travelling bounty-hunters...? You wouldn’t believe it if it was branded on your mamma’s eyelids.
It was Sunday. Easter Sunday. In the Year of Our Lord, 1933. But there was nothing holy about this place. Ave Ma-fricking-ria.
McBride rubbed his stinging eyes and looked over his blood-stained lapels to the pool of gasoline and rancid brandy that had been his bed for the night. Groaning, he sat up, striking a match off a sleeping elephant’s backside. He lit his cigar, inhaling deply: “What the Scarface happened?”
It all started two nights before... or 38 years later... depends how you look at things. All McBride knew was that at 0800 hours, Friday, a Ruski submarine ran aground under Brooklyn Bridge. Word on the street was the rusty Russian leviathan came from the future... maybe from another planet... planet CCCP. Who the finkelstein knew? Who the fonsworth cared? All McBride knew was that some Communist numb-nuts had run their bastard underwater machine into Don Tillettiʼs main bootleg depot on the bay, A.K.A The Riot Jazz Cafe, A.K.A. Satanʼs Cesspit... The only watering hole left in this prohibition wasteland...
At the Riot Jazz Cafe, anything was possible: a place of dreams and liquid wonderment. Where the air was thick with the smog of pumping jazz, liquor spurted like sulphuric water from demented geysers and sweat beads clung to the walls like bats on Guano Island. Where an undulating mass of human and animal flesh danced through the night, getting their kicks, before the morning came and they back-tracked their steps on the road paved with bad intentions... The road to Riot Jazz.
Every night at this joint was like the Eve of the Apocalypse - McBride would never admit to setting foot in the notorious watering-hell-hole. But last night was different. Was it all a twisted dream? A manic menagerie on the dance
floor... Russian sailors... deserters from some cold war in the future... painted-faced comrades... time- travelling bounty-hunters...? You wouldn’t believe it if it was branded on your mamma’s eyelids.
Sunday 5 December 2010
RIOT JAZZ vs HIT&RUN - DJ FRESH, RIZ MC, RIOT JAZZ BRASS BAND, QUEST & SILKIE & A Partridge in a Pear Tree!
:::RIOT JAZZ versus HIT&RUN:::
Twas the Last Night Before Christmas...
"It's the last night before Christmas and all through the city,
cool winds are blowing, it's gettin' real nippy.
Jazz-pants hung by chimneys with care,
long for the dance-floor and legs to take them there.
Mes dammes et messieurs, nestled snug in your beds,
with visions of ginger trumpet-men dancing in your heads,
Some may mutter gently in shivering slumber,
'Isn't it time for another Riot Jazz vs Hit&Run, I wonder?'
For few things are as sweet as the lovely clatter,
of DJs dropping the platters that matter...
Especially when there's so much more in the bowl,
as the thumping live music makes love to your ear-hole!"
MONDAY THE 13th
= THE BIGGEST GOODIE BOX IN THE ADVENT CALENDAR!!
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
HIT&RUN & RIOT JAZZ give you...
::::::DJ FRESH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNuUgbUzM8U
--> BANGIN' TUNE! OVER 4 MILLION VIEWS ON YOUTUBE SO FAR!
:::::::RIZ MC
http://www.rizmc.com/
::::::RIOT JAZZ BRASS BAND
http://www.myspace.com/riotjazzbrassband
::::::QUEST & SILKIE
http://www.myspace.com/conquestrecordings
::::::HONEYFEET
http://www.myspace.com/honeyfeetmusic
::::::ICICLE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2rjz2GAFWA&feature=related
::::::Will Tramp! & Mr Reason
Seasonal Greetings, Hosting & Toasting by:
::::::TONN PIPER / ::::::STRATEGY / ::::::CHUNKY
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
EARLY-PARTRIDGE TICKETS: £7
http://www.skiddle.com/events/11411678/
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
GOD JUL! FELIZ NAVIDAD!
1 YouTube Sensation-breaking DJ
1 massive MC
2 Dubstep Druids
11 Ginger Jazz-Men
4 Soul'n'blues Sweethearts
1 legendary DJ
...and a partridge in a pear tree
Twas the Last Night Before Christmas...
"It's the last night before Christmas and all through the city,
cool winds are blowing, it's gettin' real nippy.
Jazz-pants hung by chimneys with care,
long for the dance-floor and legs to take them there.
Mes dammes et messieurs, nestled snug in your beds,
with visions of ginger trumpet-men dancing in your heads,
Some may mutter gently in shivering slumber,
'Isn't it time for another Riot Jazz vs Hit&Run, I wonder?'
For few things are as sweet as the lovely clatter,
of DJs dropping the platters that matter...
Especially when there's so much more in the bowl,
as the thumping live music makes love to your ear-hole!"
MONDAY THE 13th
= THE BIGGEST GOODIE BOX IN THE ADVENT CALENDAR!!
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
HIT&RUN & RIOT JAZZ give you...
::::::DJ FRESH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNuUgbUzM8U
--> BANGIN' TUNE! OVER 4 MILLION VIEWS ON YOUTUBE SO FAR!
:::::::RIZ MC
http://www.rizmc.com/
::::::RIOT JAZZ BRASS BAND
http://www.myspace.com/riotjazzbrassband
::::::QUEST & SILKIE
http://www.myspace.com/conquestrecordings
::::::HONEYFEET
http://www.myspace.com/honeyfeetmusic
::::::ICICLE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2rjz2GAFWA&feature=related
::::::Will Tramp! & Mr Reason
Seasonal Greetings, Hosting & Toasting by:
::::::TONN PIPER / ::::::STRATEGY / ::::::CHUNKY
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
EARLY-PARTRIDGE TICKETS: £7
http://www.skiddle.com/events/11411678/
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
GOD JUL! FELIZ NAVIDAD!
1 YouTube Sensation-breaking DJ
1 massive MC
2 Dubstep Druids
11 Ginger Jazz-Men
4 Soul'n'blues Sweethearts
1 legendary DJ
...and a partridge in a pear tree
Monday 27 September 2010
It's the Big Dirty! …Extra Tickets in Gaff's!
It's the Big Dirty! …Extra Tickets in Gaff's!
TOP TRUMPS: LITTLE DRAGON vs KOMODO DRAGON!
Riot Jazz is love in search of a word...
...and now also on iTunes!
http://itunes.apple.com/gb/artist/riot-jazz-brass-band/id395210521
Here at Riot Jazz HQ, we love dragons but couldn't work out which one we loved the most!
How to settle this quandary?! Like all big decisions, this calls for Top Trumps!
TOP TRUMPS: LITTLE DRAGON vs KOMODO DRAGON!
Celebrity Friends...
LITTLE DRAGON:
Dr. Dre, Damon Albarn & GORiLLAZ, David Sitek, The Bug, DJ Shadow, Riot Jazz Brass Band
KOMODO DRAGON:
David Attenborough, Godzilla, Danny at Gaff's
Said about...
LITTLE DRAGON:
“Like Hot Chip partying with Madonna… Little Dragon hovers this close to genius”
8/10 Clash
“taut electro funk which falls somewhere between the nightmare electronics of Fever Ray and prime Prince… ”
Music Week
KOMODO DRAGON:
"He smells like a commode". /David Milliband
Strategy:
KOMODO DRAGON:
stealth, power, poisonous mouth-bacteria
LITTLE DRAGON:
"a world of multi-hued musical possibilities” 4/5 Mojo
Skills:
KOMODO DRAGON:
Sometimes eat their own young. To avoid being eaten, baby Komodos often roll in faecal matter.
LITTLE DRAGON:
"cerebral dance music… everything shimmers beguilingly" - Sunday Times
"magic" - Dazed & Confused
Thursday is showtime! Showtime is Riot Jazz day!
Tickets available at:
GAFF's (Fallowfield)
http://www.tkttxt.net/
http://www.skiddle.com/events/11387290/
Piccadilly Records
Eastern Bloc
Riot Jazz: cooler than the other side of your pillow.
xxx
TOP TRUMPS: LITTLE DRAGON vs KOMODO DRAGON!
Riot Jazz is love in search of a word...
...and now also on iTunes!
http://itunes.apple.com/gb/artist/riot-jazz-brass-band/id395210521
Here at Riot Jazz HQ, we love dragons but couldn't work out which one we loved the most!
How to settle this quandary?! Like all big decisions, this calls for Top Trumps!
TOP TRUMPS: LITTLE DRAGON vs KOMODO DRAGON!
Celebrity Friends...
LITTLE DRAGON:
Dr. Dre, Damon Albarn & GORiLLAZ, David Sitek, The Bug, DJ Shadow, Riot Jazz Brass Band
KOMODO DRAGON:
David Attenborough, Godzilla, Danny at Gaff's
Said about...
LITTLE DRAGON:
“Like Hot Chip partying with Madonna… Little Dragon hovers this close to genius”
8/10 Clash
“taut electro funk which falls somewhere between the nightmare electronics of Fever Ray and prime Prince… ”
Music Week
KOMODO DRAGON:
"He smells like a commode". /David Milliband
Strategy:
KOMODO DRAGON:
stealth, power, poisonous mouth-bacteria
LITTLE DRAGON:
"a world of multi-hued musical possibilities” 4/5 Mojo
Skills:
KOMODO DRAGON:
Sometimes eat their own young. To avoid being eaten, baby Komodos often roll in faecal matter.
LITTLE DRAGON:
"cerebral dance music… everything shimmers beguilingly" - Sunday Times
"magic" - Dazed & Confused
Thursday is showtime! Showtime is Riot Jazz day!
Tickets available at:
GAFF's (Fallowfield)
http://www.tkttxt.net/
http://www.skiddle.com/events/11387290/
Piccadilly Records
Eastern Bloc
Riot Jazz: cooler than the other side of your pillow.
xxx
Sunday 26 September 2010
All about Little Dragon...
From Dog Day Press:
“Machine Dreams is a step into a world of multi-hued musical possibilities” 4/5 Mojo
“Superb second album… it’s magic” Dazed & Confused
“It’s not easy to pull off cerebral dance music… everything shimmers beguilingly”
Sunday Times
“One listen to Machine Dreams confirms that beneath the sweeping, scattershot electronic/analogue approach, Little Dragon’s heart beats faster than ever”
4/5 Mixmag
“Twisted electronic pop” 4/5 DJ
“Machine Dreams sees Little Dragon ditch their former ways in favour of a taut electro funk which falls somewhere between the nightmare electronics of Fever Ray and prime Prince… The result is an album packed with highlights that will light up the summer nights”
Music Week
“Like Hot Chip partying with Madonna… Machine Dreams hovers this close to genius”
8/10 Clash
The hugely in-demand Little Dragon announce their new single ‘Blinking Pigs’ on 1 November. This year has seen the Swedish band rise to meteoric levels of credibility, with artists and producers from Damon Albarn and David Sitek requesting collaborations, to great effect – Pitchfork said the band’s work with Gorillaz tracks ‘Empire Ants’ and ‘To Binge’ are “two of the most arresting things here; they’re airy, elusive and amazingly beautiful” – and lead singer Yukimi Nagano has appeared on Sitek’s acclaimed Maximum Balloon project due for release in September. Add to this high praise from such luminaries as Big Boi (who was recommended them by none other than Dr Dre) P Diddy, Wendy & Lisa, DJ Shadow and The Bug…. Little Dragon are clearly visionaries that are proving quite the flame for these idiosyncratic moths!
New single and live favourite ‘Blinking Pigs’ will prove to be their crossover moment as it fuses all that they do best. What seemingly opens up as a slinky and percolating electro pop moment, soon gives way to a chorus that burrows deep under the skin. Maybe this is why Damon is so smitten?
B-side exclusive is a remix of ‘Never Never’ by SBTRKT (who will be supporting Little Dragon at their Koko show) that keeps the loose fabric of the song but attaches a dub laden undercarriage of epic proportions. It is a superb bookend to his recent work on Tinie Tempah’s ‘Pass Out’ & M.I.A’s ‘XXXO’ and easily one of the remixes of the year.
As well as headlining Koko on 23 September, Little Dragon will be appearing with Gorillaz on their worldwide tour throughout October and November 2010.
Little Dragon UK Dates:
Thu 23 Sep London Koko £14.50 www.seetickets.com
Fri 24 Sep Birmingham HMV Institute £10 www.seetickets.com
Sat 25 Sep Brighton Coalition £12.50 www.seetickets.com
Tue 28 Sep Glasgow Sub Club £9.20 www.ticketmaster.co.uk
Thu 30 Sep Manchester Riot Jazz £7 www.skiddle.com
“Machine Dreams is a step into a world of multi-hued musical possibilities” 4/5 Mojo
“Superb second album… it’s magic” Dazed & Confused
“It’s not easy to pull off cerebral dance music… everything shimmers beguilingly”
Sunday Times
“One listen to Machine Dreams confirms that beneath the sweeping, scattershot electronic/analogue approach, Little Dragon’s heart beats faster than ever”
4/5 Mixmag
“Twisted electronic pop” 4/5 DJ
“Machine Dreams sees Little Dragon ditch their former ways in favour of a taut electro funk which falls somewhere between the nightmare electronics of Fever Ray and prime Prince… The result is an album packed with highlights that will light up the summer nights”
Music Week
“Like Hot Chip partying with Madonna… Machine Dreams hovers this close to genius”
8/10 Clash
The hugely in-demand Little Dragon announce their new single ‘Blinking Pigs’ on 1 November. This year has seen the Swedish band rise to meteoric levels of credibility, with artists and producers from Damon Albarn and David Sitek requesting collaborations, to great effect – Pitchfork said the band’s work with Gorillaz tracks ‘Empire Ants’ and ‘To Binge’ are “two of the most arresting things here; they’re airy, elusive and amazingly beautiful” – and lead singer Yukimi Nagano has appeared on Sitek’s acclaimed Maximum Balloon project due for release in September. Add to this high praise from such luminaries as Big Boi (who was recommended them by none other than Dr Dre) P Diddy, Wendy & Lisa, DJ Shadow and The Bug…. Little Dragon are clearly visionaries that are proving quite the flame for these idiosyncratic moths!
New single and live favourite ‘Blinking Pigs’ will prove to be their crossover moment as it fuses all that they do best. What seemingly opens up as a slinky and percolating electro pop moment, soon gives way to a chorus that burrows deep under the skin. Maybe this is why Damon is so smitten?
B-side exclusive is a remix of ‘Never Never’ by SBTRKT (who will be supporting Little Dragon at their Koko show) that keeps the loose fabric of the song but attaches a dub laden undercarriage of epic proportions. It is a superb bookend to his recent work on Tinie Tempah’s ‘Pass Out’ & M.I.A’s ‘XXXO’ and easily one of the remixes of the year.
As well as headlining Koko on 23 September, Little Dragon will be appearing with Gorillaz on their worldwide tour throughout October and November 2010.
Little Dragon UK Dates:
Thu 23 Sep London Koko £14.50 www.seetickets.com
Fri 24 Sep Birmingham HMV Institute £10 www.seetickets.com
Sat 25 Sep Brighton Coalition £12.50 www.seetickets.com
Tue 28 Sep Glasgow Sub Club £9.20 www.ticketmaster.co.uk
Thu 30 Sep Manchester Riot Jazz £7 www.skiddle.com
Wednesday 22 September 2010
••LITTLE DRAGON•• (Peacefrog / Sweden)
http://myspace.com/yourlittledragon
Aaaah! Is this the radioactive destructo-reptile Godzilla? The King of Monsters!? Nay, it’s Gothenburg’s biggest reptile: LITTLE DRAGON
...paddling over from Sweden to rape our dancing shoes and pillage our ear holes with beat-driving urbanized-countryside-style future-redefined-in-the-‘80s eclectic-electric RnB-soul-jazz.
It’s Swedish-Japanese singer Yukimi Nagano and her partially bearded compatriots! And they’re rising faster than radioactive lizard soufflé!
WHAT’s THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LOU REED, SNOOP DOGG, DE LA SOUL, THE CLASH’s MICK JONES & PAUL SIMONON and LITTLE DRAGON??
Answer: Only LITTLE DRAGON appear TWICE on GORiLLAZ latest album!
...they will also be appearing TWICE in Manchester as they shall later return alongside Mr. Albarn’s cartooned clan.
...and have written a beautiful track called “TWICE” to celebrate these two facts!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yedD4JsZyT0
Review of 2nd album “Machine Dreams” http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=10%3Ahpfexz8ald0e
••RIOT JAZZ BRASS BAND•• (Live 11-piece brass band!)
http://myspace.com/riotjazzbrassband
The “RIOT JAZZ - GIVES YOU THE HORN!” EP LAUNCH PARTY! ..a day that will live in infamy!
Manchester’s most loved brasstard childs will be going with the theme and getting their little drag on too! Tranny-midget style!
••RIOT JAZZ QUARTET•• (Live double-double-barrelled jam session)
http://www.myspace.com/billyjoel
Downing a pot of fruit preserve on a rainy weekday is one type of jam session. This is another.
Born in the soil of KENDAL CALLING, like a northern, jazzy Uruk-Hai! The fiery beast is back by popularized demand.
Masters of the rolling wheels:
••WILL TRAMP••RICH REASON•• JONNY DUB••TOMMY RIOT••
http://myspace.com/yourlittledragon
Aaaah! Is this the radioactive destructo-reptile Godzilla? The King of Monsters!? Nay, it’s Gothenburg’s biggest reptile: LITTLE DRAGON
...paddling over from Sweden to rape our dancing shoes and pillage our ear holes with beat-driving urbanized-countryside-style future-redefined-in-the-‘80s eclectic-electric RnB-soul-jazz.
It’s Swedish-Japanese singer Yukimi Nagano and her partially bearded compatriots! And they’re rising faster than radioactive lizard soufflé!
WHAT’s THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LOU REED, SNOOP DOGG, DE LA SOUL, THE CLASH’s MICK JONES & PAUL SIMONON and LITTLE DRAGON??
Answer: Only LITTLE DRAGON appear TWICE on GORiLLAZ latest album!
...they will also be appearing TWICE in Manchester as they shall later return alongside Mr. Albarn’s cartooned clan.
...and have written a beautiful track called “TWICE” to celebrate these two facts!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yedD4JsZyT0
Review of 2nd album “Machine Dreams” http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=10%3Ahpfexz8ald0e
••RIOT JAZZ BRASS BAND•• (Live 11-piece brass band!)
http://myspace.com/riotjazzbrassband
The “RIOT JAZZ - GIVES YOU THE HORN!” EP LAUNCH PARTY! ..a day that will live in infamy!
Manchester’s most loved brasstard childs will be going with the theme and getting their little drag on too! Tranny-midget style!
••RIOT JAZZ QUARTET•• (Live double-double-barrelled jam session)
http://www.myspace.com/billyjoel
Downing a pot of fruit preserve on a rainy weekday is one type of jam session. This is another.
Born in the soil of KENDAL CALLING, like a northern, jazzy Uruk-Hai! The fiery beast is back by popularized demand.
Masters of the rolling wheels:
••WILL TRAMP••RICH REASON•• JONNY DUB••TOMMY RIOT••
Sunday 12 September 2010
Friday 3 September 2010
Tuesday 17 August 2010
Monday 5 July 2010
Riot Jazz Cafe ☭ Kendal Calling Festival 2010
• • • • • • • • • •
"Detective McBride rubbed his stinging eyes and looked over his blood-stained lapels to the pool of gasoline and rancid brandy that had been his bed for the night. Groaning, he sat up and struck a match off a sleeping elephant’s backside. He lit his lucky, inhaling deeply: “What the Scarface happened?”
At the Riot Jazz Cafe, anything is possible: a place of dreams and liquid wondermint. A place where the air is thick with the smog of pumping jazz, sweat beads cling to the walls like condensation on an ice-bucket in a Cuban brothel and an undulating mass of mammal flesh dance through the day and into the night, getting their kicks, before the morning comes and they back-track their steps down the road paved with bad intentions... The road to Riot Jazz."
• • • • • • • • • •
Enter a non-stop method re-enactment uncovering the 20th century’s most secret weekend...
Where East met West, organic met industrial, hooch met vodka, then met now as a time-travelling Soviet submarine rammed in to the most infamous gangland barrelhouse of 1930’s New York.
Three days, three nights... a tale of two sides.
By day things were as they were most. Lounging jazz and booming boogie woogie with the finest freak lips, finger zingers and hid hitters this side of Satan’s Kichen to get your jitterbugs jumping! Served hot with a side of mouth-watering munch from the Café’s award-winning bagels, panninis, steak sandwiches and other all-American delectables! Feed your soul and fill your gutbucket!
But as darkness fell the time-travelling Comrades would storm the stage… transforming the joint into a roaring battlefield of Klezmer, Balkan beats, dubstep and other sounds from the dance floors of the future... and each morning the daddy-o’s, hot jazz hipsters and beatniks fought back...
• • • • • • • • • •
“Drop in pal. What you wanna eat? Let me fix ya sumpin... it gets pretty hot in here.”
• • • • • • • • • •
☭ ON STAGE ☭
• • • • • • • • • •
ЯIOT JAZZ BЯASS BAND
LOUIS BARABBAS & THE BEDLAM 6
SISTA RAY & THE JERKIN' TEARS
EFFEKTUATORZ
THE MOUSE OUTFIT
THE ROOTS UNION
WILL TRAMPSKI!
DANNY DRIVE-THRU
ALBANIAN SONAR
...AND MOЯE!
• • • • • • • • • •
Thursday 27 May 2010
Sunday 23 May 2010
RIOT JAZZ vs HIT&RUN!! A Serbing of Summer Fun!
A SERBING OF SUMMER FUN!!!!!
~ ¡ROUND THREE of RIOT JAZZ vs HIT&RUN! ~
Bok with a vengeance!
Grab your aquaboots! Pump up your beach balls! Spit in your scuba-goggles!
...it's BALKAN BEACH BOX time!
And what's a day in a beach box without a picnic-basket!?
Forget the coronation chicken and feast your brain-tongues on the RIOT JAZZ vs. HIT&RUN combo-especial double-decker super summer balkan beach box sound-sandwich spread over the 3 FLOORS of THE FACTORY (FAC 251)!
This is no ordinary picnic-basket... this is a RIOT JAZZ vs HIT&RUN picnic-basket!
_______________________________________________
NEWLY EXPANDED LOCO LINE-UP!
~ ¡FIRST FLOOR! ~
On RIOT JAZZ whole-grain...
• • GRAMOPHONEDZIE (Serbia) • •
http://www.myspace.com/gramophonedzie
The YouTube-smashing, Peggy Lee-pumping, "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"-romping "Why Don't You!" will be the feta of GRAMOPHONEDZIE's Serbian, salty, sea-breezed sound salad of jazzy housefulness!
Prepare to get Serb'd!
CHECK THE VIDEO - 1 MILLION VIEWS IN 1 MONTH!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT8OEtf5r1U
• • JENNA G • •
http://www.myspace.com/j3nnag
She's The Queen of Drum'n'Bass and she's taking on the Riot Jazz boys for an exclusive combo-bombo!!!
• • RIOT JAZZ BRASS BAND • •
http://www.myspace.com/riotjazzbrassband
Manchester's favourite brass-bandits - bringin' the baloney! How will they fare with JENNA G at the reigns??
• • HOME CUT (BeatBox Set) • •
http://www.myspace.com/homecut
If MC TESTAMENT's surname was "ham," his middlenames would be "cold cut combo" and "honeybaked"...
HOMECUT - I DON'T EVEN KNOW
ft. CORRINE BAILEY RAE & SOWETO KINCH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b17uckcTu0g
_______________________________________________
~ ¡SECOND FLOOR! ~
The HIT&RUN sandwich-filler...
TRUE TIGER (BBC 1xtra) Ft...
http://www.myspace.com/truetigerrecordings
• • STENCHMAN • •
http://www.myspace.com/stenchmandubstep
• • SCANDALOUS UNLTD. • •
http://www.myspace.com/truetigerrecordings
• • BLUE BEAR • •
http://www.myspace.com/bluebearuk
You can't spell "Club Sandwich" without the Tiger that is True...
• • DJ Ratko Reazanovitch • •
http://www.myspace.com/djrichreason
The "key" to a succesful Turkey Breast & Black Forrest Ham combo...
• • DJ Al-banian Sonar • •
http://www.myspace.com/bluntmedia
Half-portuguese and 100% pickled... Al-bania is the "sweet" in your "sweet onion chicken teriyaki!"
• • DJ Dobbel-U-ovitch • •
All meat. All balls. All marinara.
_______________________________________________
~ ¡THIRD FLOOR! ~
Al-banian super secret supper-level surprises...
_______________________________________________
~ HOSTING & TOASTING COURTESY OF RESIDENT REVOLUTIONAIRY TRIO FORMAGGI~
• • MC STRATEGY-ISKI • •
http://www.myspace.com/brokenenglishestate
Putting the MANC in MANCHEGO!...
• • MC TOZNN PIPEROFF • •
http://www.myspace.com/tonnpiper
The Eastern Bloc's biggest Cold War Secret...
• • MC CHUNKY-VICH • • (now of BBC's 1Xtra)
http://www.myspace.com/mcrchunky
...the "must" in your Dijon mustard!
_______________________________________________
• TICKETS:
LIMITED CHEESE-ROLL of 200 £5 EARLYBIRD TICKETS -
AVAILABLE NOW, ONLY FROM:
--> http://www.skiddle.com/events/11371501/
--> http://www.tkttxt.net/
Regular birdy-bird tickets soon also available from...
Gaff's (Fallowfield)
Eastern Bloc (NorQ)
http://www.tkttxt.net/
xxx
RIOT JAZZ vs HIT&RUN - THE ONLY WHEY TO ROULE!
_______________________________________________
SOUNDWAVE FESTIVAL! CROATIA! THE CINEMATIC ORCHESTRA! ZERO 7! BEACH VOLLEY-BALL! SNORKLING! DAM FUNK! PIVO! DEBRUIT! SUN BURNS! FISH! ISLANDS! BOAT PARTIES! SEA BREEZE!
SOUNDWAVE FESTIVAL: CROATIA
http://www.soundwavecroatia.com/
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=10150105225715487&index=1
RIOT JAZZ
http://www.riotjazz.com/
~ ¡ROUND THREE of RIOT JAZZ vs HIT&RUN! ~
Bok with a vengeance!
Grab your aquaboots! Pump up your beach balls! Spit in your scuba-goggles!
...it's BALKAN BEACH BOX time!
And what's a day in a beach box without a picnic-basket!?
Forget the coronation chicken and feast your brain-tongues on the RIOT JAZZ vs. HIT&RUN combo-especial double-decker super summer balkan beach box sound-sandwich spread over the 3 FLOORS of THE FACTORY (FAC 251)!
This is no ordinary picnic-basket... this is a RIOT JAZZ vs HIT&RUN picnic-basket!
_______________________________________________
NEWLY EXPANDED LOCO LINE-UP!
~ ¡FIRST FLOOR! ~
On RIOT JAZZ whole-grain...
• • GRAMOPHONEDZIE (Serbia) • •
http://www.myspace.com/gramophonedzie
The YouTube-smashing, Peggy Lee-pumping, "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"-romping "Why Don't You!" will be the feta of GRAMOPHONEDZIE's Serbian, salty, sea-breezed sound salad of jazzy housefulness!
Prepare to get Serb'd!
CHECK THE VIDEO - 1 MILLION VIEWS IN 1 MONTH!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT8OEtf5r1U
• • JENNA G • •
http://www.myspace.com/j3nnag
She's The Queen of Drum'n'Bass and she's taking on the Riot Jazz boys for an exclusive combo-bombo!!!
• • RIOT JAZZ BRASS BAND • •
http://www.myspace.com/riotjazzbrassband
Manchester's favourite brass-bandits - bringin' the baloney! How will they fare with JENNA G at the reigns??
• • HOME CUT (BeatBox Set) • •
http://www.myspace.com/homecut
If MC TESTAMENT's surname was "ham," his middlenames would be "cold cut combo" and "honeybaked"...
HOMECUT - I DON'T EVEN KNOW
ft. CORRINE BAILEY RAE & SOWETO KINCH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b17uckcTu0g
_______________________________________________
~ ¡SECOND FLOOR! ~
The HIT&RUN sandwich-filler...
TRUE TIGER (BBC 1xtra) Ft...
http://www.myspace.com/truetigerrecordings
• • STENCHMAN • •
http://www.myspace.com/stenchmandubstep
• • SCANDALOUS UNLTD. • •
http://www.myspace.com/truetigerrecordings
• • BLUE BEAR • •
http://www.myspace.com/bluebearuk
You can't spell "Club Sandwich" without the Tiger that is True...
• • DJ Ratko Reazanovitch • •
http://www.myspace.com/djrichreason
The "key" to a succesful Turkey Breast & Black Forrest Ham combo...
• • DJ Al-banian Sonar • •
http://www.myspace.com/bluntmedia
Half-portuguese and 100% pickled... Al-bania is the "sweet" in your "sweet onion chicken teriyaki!"
• • DJ Dobbel-U-ovitch • •
All meat. All balls. All marinara.
_______________________________________________
~ ¡THIRD FLOOR! ~
Al-banian super secret supper-level surprises...
_______________________________________________
~ HOSTING & TOASTING COURTESY OF RESIDENT REVOLUTIONAIRY TRIO FORMAGGI~
• • MC STRATEGY-ISKI • •
http://www.myspace.com/brokenenglishestate
Putting the MANC in MANCHEGO!...
• • MC TOZNN PIPEROFF • •
http://www.myspace.com/tonnpiper
The Eastern Bloc's biggest Cold War Secret...
• • MC CHUNKY-VICH • • (now of BBC's 1Xtra)
http://www.myspace.com/mcrchunky
...the "must" in your Dijon mustard!
_______________________________________________
• TICKETS:
LIMITED CHEESE-ROLL of 200 £5 EARLYBIRD TICKETS -
AVAILABLE NOW, ONLY FROM:
--> http://www.skiddle.com/events/11371501/
--> http://www.tkttxt.net/
Regular birdy-bird tickets soon also available from...
Gaff's (Fallowfield)
Eastern Bloc (NorQ)
http://www.tkttxt.net/
xxx
RIOT JAZZ vs HIT&RUN - THE ONLY WHEY TO ROULE!
_______________________________________________
SOUNDWAVE FESTIVAL! CROATIA! THE CINEMATIC ORCHESTRA! ZERO 7! BEACH VOLLEY-BALL! SNORKLING! DAM FUNK! PIVO! DEBRUIT! SUN BURNS! FISH! ISLANDS! BOAT PARTIES! SEA BREEZE!
SOUNDWAVE FESTIVAL: CROATIA
http://www.soundwavecroatia.com/
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=10150105225715487&index=1
RIOT JAZZ
http://www.riotjazz.com/
Sunday 9 May 2010
IT'S TIME TO VOTE!!
...and the only thing "hung" in this election will be Student Action head honcho Steve!
Vote for Student Action to get a well earned, life-changing £10,000!
It's easier than flippin' pancakes! Bingobango!
VOTE HERE!
About Student Action Manchester:
Student Action Manchester is a student led volunteering organisation...where the students are in charge! We run loads of projects with the elderly, homeless, kids, people with learning disabilities and the environment! Since 1964 we have been working with our local communities given students the chance to have fun and help people from disadvantaged or marginalised groups.
Only this year we have started repairing bikes, helping out at Platt fields park, shopping and cooking with elderly people. Overall we run over 20 projects every week, all of which you can CHECK OUT HERE! . Increasing the funding we have will allow us to do so much more with all our projects, we will be bale to take the children from our local homeless refuge out to plays and the cinema, buy new equipments and arts and crafts materials for them and our four learning disabilities groups. Please support us and allow us to continue our great work!
xxx
Vote for Student Action to get a well earned, life-changing £10,000!
It's easier than flippin' pancakes! Bingobango!
VOTE HERE!
About Student Action Manchester:
Student Action Manchester is a student led volunteering organisation...where the students are in charge! We run loads of projects with the elderly, homeless, kids, people with learning disabilities and the environment! Since 1964 we have been working with our local communities given students the chance to have fun and help people from disadvantaged or marginalised groups.
Only this year we have started repairing bikes, helping out at Platt fields park, shopping and cooking with elderly people. Overall we run over 20 projects every week, all of which you can CHECK OUT HERE! . Increasing the funding we have will allow us to do so much more with all our projects, we will be bale to take the children from our local homeless refuge out to plays and the cinema, buy new equipments and arts and crafts materials for them and our four learning disabilities groups. Please support us and allow us to continue our great work!
xxx
Friday 26 March 2010
Sunday 14 March 2010
Friday 12 March 2010
Thursday 4 March 2010
Riot Jazz - It's gonna blow!
Hoolabandoola!
As we stop to ask ourselves if the ENZYME GUY was but a figment of our imagination…
…we’ve found solace in bad rhyme-olace…
What’s your favourite worst lyric???
I always think fondly of Des’ree:
“I have never seen a ghost,
I'd rather have a piece of toast”
…and totally agree with her sentiment...
Guru of Gangstarr also speaks the truth:
"Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is,
I get more props and stunts than Bruce Willis"
All suggestions welcome…
100 TICKETS LEFT IN GAFF’s ONLY!
Like Mr. Albarn said: "THERE'S NO OTHER WAY!"
EARLYBIRD TICKETS: Sold out
SKIDDLE.COM: Sold out
TKTTXT.NET: Sold out
EASTERN BLOC: Sold out
PICCADILLY RECORDS: Sold out
In other news...
******
SOUNDWAVE FESTIVAL CROATIA is back!!!!!
Zdravo Petrcane! Helloo paradise!
…this time with fellow aquanauts of the sonic seas:
THE CINEMATIC SOUL ORCHESTRA / ZERO 7 / DAM FUNK / DJ VADIM / TODDLA T and more…
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=10150105225715487&ref=ts
******
Students of Manchester University!
VOTE AMANDA WALTERS for CAMPAIGNS OFFICER! (9th March)
Why? Because “EAT WARM SANDAL!” is the anagrammatic message hidden in her name! Need we say more?!
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=322798630776&ref=ts
******
RIOT JAZZ BIRTHDAY-INTERVIEWED BY CHEW THE FAT:
http://www.thefatclub.com/interview-riot-jazz/trackback/
HOLD ON TO YOUR UNDERCRACKERS! RIOT JAZZ IS GONNA BLOW!!
Saludos to a glorious weekend!
xxx
As we stop to ask ourselves if the ENZYME GUY was but a figment of our imagination…
…we’ve found solace in bad rhyme-olace…
What’s your favourite worst lyric???
I always think fondly of Des’ree:
“I have never seen a ghost,
I'd rather have a piece of toast”
…and totally agree with her sentiment...
Guru of Gangstarr also speaks the truth:
"Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is,
I get more props and stunts than Bruce Willis"
All suggestions welcome…
100 TICKETS LEFT IN GAFF’s ONLY!
Like Mr. Albarn said: "THERE'S NO OTHER WAY!"
EARLYBIRD TICKETS: Sold out
SKIDDLE.COM: Sold out
TKTTXT.NET: Sold out
EASTERN BLOC: Sold out
PICCADILLY RECORDS: Sold out
In other news...
******
SOUNDWAVE FESTIVAL CROATIA is back!!!!!
Zdravo Petrcane! Helloo paradise!
…this time with fellow aquanauts of the sonic seas:
THE CINEMATIC SOUL ORCHESTRA / ZERO 7 / DAM FUNK / DJ VADIM / TODDLA T and more…
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=10150105225715487&ref=ts
******
Students of Manchester University!
VOTE AMANDA WALTERS for CAMPAIGNS OFFICER! (9th March)
Why? Because “EAT WARM SANDAL!” is the anagrammatic message hidden in her name! Need we say more?!
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=322798630776&ref=ts
******
RIOT JAZZ BIRTHDAY-INTERVIEWED BY CHEW THE FAT:
http://www.thefatclub.com/interview-riot-jazz/trackback/
HOLD ON TO YOUR UNDERCRACKERS! RIOT JAZZ IS GONNA BLOW!!
Saludos to a glorious weekend!
xxx
Tuesday 23 February 2010
Win Spike Jonze Screening Tickets!
Birthdays mean business. And business means free gifts and presents... (if you're in banking or Santa's Grotto)Borrowing on that ethic, the lovely gentlemen that are Don't Panic have arranged something super special...
Win tickets to the exclusive Manchester screening of SPIKE JONZE’s new robot love story ‘I’M HERE’ with Riot Jazz and Don’t Panic! Spike Jonze - the man behind Being John Malkovich, Where the Wild Things Are and Fatboy Slim’s "Praise You" video is back once again like a renegade master.
Put together with Absolut Vodka, "I’m Here" was a success at the Sundance Film Festival earlier this year. The screenings take place this Friday in a secret central Manchester venue! Patrons will be invited to enjoy some FREE Absolut drinks during the preview screening and afterwards at participating bars...
We have 50 tickets to go give away!
To Win! ...join the Don’t Panic group...
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=3996778699&ref=ts
...and post your full name and email on the group wall.
We will select 25 winners to receive a loving +1 for a lovely friend/ lover/ mother.
All entries must be in by 11pm, Wednesday 24th 2010.
Andale!
Thursday 18 February 2010
Tuesday 16 February 2010
Saturday 13 February 2010
Friday 12 February 2010
It's like No Country For Old Men all over again...
Mes amis!
• 213 EARLY-BIRD TICKETS IN GAFFS!
It’s 213 years to the day since Haydn premiered his banger "Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser" and there’s 213 TICKETS in GAFF’S!
£7 + bf
…and 8 party hats!!
Tickets also available from TKTTXT.net, Skiddle.com and soon in Eastern Bloc….
• FREE TICKET MAN HUNT! (If you miss weekend fox hunting – read on!)
Since releasing footage of our last Riot Jazz extravaganza, featuring Quantic & friends the “Enzyme-Guy” has exploded to heights of internet-celebrity rivalling the great “Numa Numa-Man.”
But who is he?!!
THE HUNT IS ON!!
2 FREE TICKETS is the bounty on naming the Enzyme-Guy’s head
– 1 for the hunter and 1 for the hunted.
Should more than one person identify our man, the winner will be chosen at random and announced on Saturday 27th February.
Hoist up your undercrackers and scour the underbush – Enzyme-Guy is out there!!!
Should you chose to accept this quest, you may find guidance in Anthony Hopkins words in Meet Joe Black:
“How do you find him? Well, you forget your head and you listen to your heart.”
Enjoy the sunshine!
xxx
This message will not self-distruct in 10 seconds.
• 213 EARLY-BIRD TICKETS IN GAFFS!
It’s 213 years to the day since Haydn premiered his banger "Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser" and there’s 213 TICKETS in GAFF’S!
£7 + bf
…and 8 party hats!!
Tickets also available from TKTTXT.net, Skiddle.com and soon in Eastern Bloc….
• FREE TICKET MAN HUNT! (If you miss weekend fox hunting – read on!)
Since releasing footage of our last Riot Jazz extravaganza, featuring Quantic & friends the “Enzyme-Guy” has exploded to heights of internet-celebrity rivalling the great “Numa Numa-Man.”
But who is he?!!
THE HUNT IS ON!!
2 FREE TICKETS is the bounty on naming the Enzyme-Guy’s head
– 1 for the hunter and 1 for the hunted.
Should more than one person identify our man, the winner will be chosen at random and announced on Saturday 27th February.
Hoist up your undercrackers and scour the underbush – Enzyme-Guy is out there!!!
Should you chose to accept this quest, you may find guidance in Anthony Hopkins words in Meet Joe Black:
“How do you find him? Well, you forget your head and you listen to your heart.”
Enjoy the sunshine!
xxx
This message will not self-distruct in 10 seconds.
Friday 5 February 2010
Thursday 4 February 2010
Wednesday 3 February 2010
You're invited to a Birthday Party! Riot Jazz is 2!!!!
J-WOW & KALAF (BURAKA SOM SISTEMA) ┼ BROKE'N ENGLISH
RIOT JAZZ BRASS BAND ┼ UNITED VIBRATIONS + special guests...
Two years have passed…
• 12 nights of Riot Jazz
• 6,300 guests
• 9 festivals
• 347 animal masks
• 1/40th of an average lifetime
• 39/40ths of an average hamster lifetime
But what does that mean?
It means that for most of our hamster fans... this is as good as it's gonna get!
• • • • • • • • • • • • •
~J-WOW & KALAF ~ (BURAKA SOM SISTEMA)
(PORTUGAL/ANGOLA)
The BURAKA SOM SISTEMA electro ghettotech flavoured South West African music has infected dancefloors worldwide!
Founding member J-WOW (aka Lil'John) is bringing both poison, remedy and frequent colaborador KALAF!
FREE DOWNLOAD of BURAKA SOM SISTEMA - BLOOD DIAMOND MIXTAPE
(Mixed & Produced by J-Wow)
• • • • • • • • • • • • •
BROKE'N ENGLISH
(LIVE)
Manchester's master rhymesters - taking on the brass band!
• • • • • • • • • • • • •
RIOT JAZZ BRASS BAND
(LIVE, 15-piece brass band)
Manchester's only paramilitary ginger guerilla - but these ginger gringos don't take hostages!
• • • • • • • • • • • • •
UNITED VIBRATIONS
(LIVE, 4-piece adventure jazz)
Northern debut for this powerful brotherhood - open your ear-holes to their debut single "RA!"
ITUNES TRACK "RA!" - Gilles Peterson - "I love this record"
• • • • • • • • • • • • •
MC CHUNKY
Subcommandant Chunkus of the RIOT JAZZ BRASS BAND and resident hostage to hosting, toasting & twittering... twitter/mcrchunky
• • • • • • • • • • • • •
~GIRAR O VINIL:~
WILL TRAMP! (TRAMP)
RICH REASON (HIT&RUN)
JAMIE LEE (YOUR MAMA'S COOKIN')
TOMMY RIOT (RIOT JAZZ)
• • • • • • • • • • • • •
~TICKETS:~
TKTTXT.NET
SKIDDLE TICKETS
TICKET HOTLINE (local rate) : 0844 884 2920
To be released at: GAFF's (Fallowfield), EASTERN BLOC (Northern Q)
xxx
Saturday 30 January 2010
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