It's like No Country For Old Men all over again...

Mes amis!

• 213 EARLY-BIRD TICKETS IN GAFFS!

It’s 213 years to the day since Haydn premiered his banger "Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser" and there’s 213 TICKETS in GAFF’S!

£7 + bf

…and 8 party hats!!

Tickets also available from TKTTXT.net, Skiddle.com and soon in Eastern Bloc….


• FREE TICKET MAN HUNT! (If you miss weekend fox hunting – read on!)

Since releasing footage of our last Riot Jazz extravaganza, featuring Quantic & friends the “Enzyme-Guy” has exploded to heights of internet-celebrity rivalling the great “Numa Numa-Man.”

But who is he?!!

THE HUNT IS ON!!

2 FREE TICKETS is the bounty on naming the Enzyme-Guy’s head
– 1 for the hunter and 1 for the hunted.

Should more than one person identify our man, the winner will be chosen at random and announced on Saturday 27th February.

Hoist up your undercrackers and scour the underbush – Enzyme-Guy is out there!!!

Should you chose to accept this quest, you may find guidance in Anthony Hopkins words in Meet Joe Black:

“How do you find him? Well, you forget your head and you listen to your heart.”

Enjoy the sunshine!

xxx

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